Cannibal Restaurant
> A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon
> a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
> hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
>
> + Tourist: $5
> + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
> + Fried Explorer: $15.00
> + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
> 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
> The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
> They're so full of s***, it takes all morning.